February 12, 2004

1:57 of Intense Pain

Potential Spoiler Warning: Pumpkin

Have you ever seen that Pepsi ad? The one where the kid is standing on the beach and sucking Pepsi out of a bottle through a straw and then keeps on sucking until he sucks himself into the bottle?

Pumpkin is kind of like that. Words don't exist to describe the size of the objects which Pumpkin manages to suck.

And it's not even a short intense burst of pain - it's a long, drawn out, almost two hour stretch of twisting a knife in your gut.

The movie is presumably based around a mentally challenged person, and I'd say that it is, but I'm not talking about the character in the movie - his unrealistic progression makes you kinda wonder if he was ever really challenged at all. The mentally challenged I'm talking about shows up in the credits, conveniently labelled "Writer".

I'd say more, but I'm mentally soiled from having talking about it this much and need to go take a few dozen showers now.

Never ever see this movie.

--Nick

Posted by Nick at February 12, 2004 12:56 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Sounds like it's a truly atrocious movie from two years ago. How'd you end up seeing it, then?

Posted by: Eric at February 12, 2004 09:26 AM

I have these friends that are into the more independent, quirky movies that I got together with last night. We went to rent a movie and we all got suckered by the text on the back of the box, which ended up being accurate but still misrepresentative, if that makes sense.

--Nick

Posted by: Nick at February 12, 2004 09:39 AM

Maybe you can try whattorent.com next time. :)

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