February 28, 2004

Relationship Follies

Oh my God, I'm dating a nympho.

HELP!

--Nick

Posted by Nick at February 28, 2004 10:54 PM | TrackBack
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.. Thus answering the question "Would Nick even know what to do with a girl at this point?"...

Posted by: steve at February 29, 2004 12:04 AM

...in the negative, apparently. :-)

Nick: If you're buying them in bulk, Good Vibes (http://www.goodvibes.com) sells good condoms cheap. Some of their other goodies might also come in handy, if your nympho is the adventurous sort...

Posted by: Laura at February 29, 2004 06:11 PM

Have you considered posting about it to your weblog? That might make the problem go away in a hurry.

Posted by: Alexei Kosut at February 29, 2004 06:17 PM

Nympho here! I encouraged the posting. I guess the affliction doesn't seem like much of a problem to me . . .

Nick, you will notice that I only used one space after each period - what are you going to concede in return? ; )

Posted by: Kara at February 29, 2004 06:42 PM

Come to think of it, "follies" is a little harsh, is it not, hon?

I will assume you meant 3. Scandalous crime; sin; specifically, as applied to a woman, wantonness.
[Achan] wrought folly in Israel. --Josh. vii. 15.

;)

Posted by: Kara at February 29, 2004 07:10 PM

Hi Kara.

Nick giggles a lot more during IMs now.

Posted by: Erik at February 29, 2004 09:02 PM

Yeah.. um. Kara? Could you bring back my roomate and take back the little boy you left behind? All this giggling and goofy guberish behavior has me a little bit worried...

Posted by: Hoop at February 29, 2004 09:12 PM

Kara - I think that my neck has conceded plenty already, thank you very much. ;)

Hoop - "roomate"? "guberish"? Only two typos in three sentences ... I'm impressed, your error rate is going way down! :)

--Nick

Posted by: Nick at February 29, 2004 09:18 PM

Yeah since my roomate was busy conceding things with his neck and I have no real life of my own, I taught myself to read and write ...

Posted by: Hoop at February 29, 2004 09:26 PM

Wow! We used to only come together to chide Nick like this in person...Kara--you're doing wonderful things for the web!

Posted by: Erin at March 1, 2004 10:25 AM

Nick, here's a website you might find helpful...

http://www.theferrett.com/showarticle.php?Rant=24

Maddie

Posted by: Maddie at March 1, 2004 05:43 PM

Maddie - In the small world department, the guy who wrote that rant is one of the leads at one of the major Magic article/news sites out there.

Small world, eh?

--Nick

Posted by: Nick at March 1, 2004 11:03 PM

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: Ryan at March 2, 2004 06:31 AM

Don't worry, Nick, there's a cure!
It's called Satyriasis!

Posted by: smloh at March 3, 2004 09:21 AM

Smloh - Funny, I've heard that from someone before ...

Best I can tell, though, that would be like pissing on a forest fire. :P

(Just kidding, hon!)

--Nick

Posted by: Nick at March 3, 2004 09:46 AM

Okay, so if something is pleasurable and satisfying without killing brain cells, stressing your liver, causing heart disease or lung cancer, or involving significant risk of bodily injury (of the unpleasant kind) . . . can it really be that bad?

Nick? ;)

Posted by: Kara at March 3, 2004 01:50 PM

Actually, the DSM-IV (the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 4th Edition)(the definitive text for psychiatrists) dropped both nymphomania and satyriasis as disorders when published in 1994.

Having said that: "ewwww" :)

Posted by: Sarita at March 3, 2004 04:35 PM

Kara - I don't know, you're pretty flexible - are you sure there's no risk of bodily injury for those of us who aren't? ;)

Sarita - Leave it to you to actually look this stuff up. May the "ewww" imagery linger in your head as punishment for trying to cut in on our fun. :)

--Nick

Posted by: Nick at March 4, 2004 10:47 AM

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: Ryan at March 4, 2004 01:37 PM

Still screaming, huh?

--Nick

Posted by: Nick at March 4, 2004 02:53 PM

We're pimped on this stuff in med school/psychiatry rotation.

So, I reiterate: ewww!

Posted by: Sarita at March 4, 2004 03:44 PM

For the love of all that is holy in this world... stop before my head explodes.

I'm with Sarita on this one. :)

Posted by: Sha Sha at March 5, 2004 12:21 PM

I don't know, Sha Sha ... I for one would be rather amused to see your head explode.

I'm sure there're some scientists out there who would also find the process enlightening ...

--Nick

Posted by: Nick at March 5, 2004 01:47 PM

Sorry to butt in on your little weblog...Are you really dating a nymphomaniac? I can't talk to my friends or anyone about it and my b/f doesn't take me seriously. Does anyone know anything about nymphomania? Help! I'm not this sort of person.... :(
~Confused girl

Posted by: Lana at May 13, 2004 12:02 PM

Diagnosing 'mental disorders' is NOT an exact science. That's what makes it dangerous sometimes. I worked with 'autistic' kids in a hospital setting, and the 'Psychiatrist' had intense psychotropic ordered for 'acting out behaviors.' WBR LeoP

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