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The GOP and their pink elephant

If I were a member of the Bush administration I would probably want to keep changing the topic too. Job loss, stagnant economy, nothing to show for the last 3.5 years, abandoned campaign promises (like education, for one), torture, international humiliation, giving our buddies billion dollar contracts sans competition, lies, lies, and more lies all for a purely self-serving agenda that has disenfranchised more Americans than their fraudulent registered-voter-counting information company can count . . . oh wait, GAY MARRIAGE!! Everybody look!!! GAY MARRIAGE! Protect traditional marriage, cause . . . uh . . . it's good, and stuff! Look at all those perfectly well adjusted, er, WARPED children of gay couples! How can we stand here and watch this horror?!? It's our responsibility to protect religion, er, I mean TRADITION. Cause of the founding fathers and stuff! Because if gay people can marry each other, then I will be forced to love my wife less since it'll be less special and stuff. If gay people marry and then can make medical decisions for one another, and put partners on their benefit plans and adopt children, gayness might get more popular! And then what!? The very fabric of our relig . . . er, SOCIETY would crumble! Quick, somebody change the constitution, all these loving relationships getting recognition is making me sick to my stomach.