OMFG - that made my day.
First of all, there is about four inches of snow on the ground in most places right now, which is a whole different odd story. Anyhow . . .
This guy is walking his pug right outside my window and the dog takes a sh*t at the end of my driveway. Last time I got preemptively irrate when someone let their dog crap in my yard he ended up picking it up with a baggy, so I decided to chill this time and assume the guy is going to be a polite dog owner/walker. Well, the guy has no bag, but it doesn't seem to even cross his mind to scurry off (maybe he saw me through the window). So he starts packing snow around the pile and makes a big old poo-filled snowball, which he then picks up and transfers to a strip of grass that no one cares about. I'm already about to fall out of my chair laughing and then, while walking away, the guy sniffs his hand and decides his snowball wasn't that effective. *falls on floor*
Posted by Kara at March 9, 2006 12:45 PM | TrackBack