Hello:
The Gastronomy Club*, Lewis & Clark Law School's most prestigious, most
noteworthy, most illustrious, and most newly recognized social networking
student group invites you to a very brief yet emotionally poignant
introductory meeting full of information you will surely want to be aware of
for your own edification** now and in the future.
This meeting will take place in Classroom Three*** at 5:30 PM**** and
feature CUPCAKES***** from Portland's own Saint Cupcake
(www.saintcupcake.com)******. Please come find out about our ideas for the
school year and about how you can participate*******.
Thank you,
Eric Meltzer, President
Anna Jeno, Treasurer
*The Gastronomy Club seeks develop a strong social network based on the
appreciation of local Northwest food and drink; to provide information about
current legal issues and opportunities involving food law; to promote new
relationships between law students and the Northwest's legal and gastronomic
communities.
*"enlightenment" would also be an acceptable synonym here.
***Classroom Three was chosen because it is easily the greatest of all of
the Prime Numbered Classrooms, a select group which consists of Classroom
2, Classroom 3, Classroom 5, Classroom 7, and Classroom
4494179990554414939947092970931085130153737870495584992054923478717299275731
1826281150838665599829907456697437371147256065502628866809429169935784346436
3003144674940345912431129144354948751003607115263071543163 (which is very
hard to find and hosts only difficult classes on esoteric subjects).
****The Gastronomy Club LOVES evening students!
*****Absolutely no terrible, robot-made pizza with out of state factory farm
ingredients will ever be provided by The Gastronomy Club.
******The mystical powers of Saint Cupcake cannot be denied. Also, Saint
Cupcake would be an excellent name for a kitten.
*******Or not participate but simply come hang out and enjoy a cupcake.